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Luke Agnew

Right.. so add him on snap @ jknolol
He asked for it😴

So he body shames girls treats them like shit for no reason whatsoever ugh
What did u ever do to u Luke?!!!

Anyway can u PLEASE DATE BROOKLYN GEAUGER AGAIN U WERE SO CUTEEE

He looks ugly with mout his glasses and yeah he y’all white boi who trash at ball stick to baseball honey;)
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by WhitnallMS July 11, 2018
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agnostic

agnostic (àg-nòs´tîk) noun:

an atheist trying to hedge his bet.
He's an agnostic. He doesn't know if there is a god, but he's trying to cover his bet.
by skyweeder October 10, 2009
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agnostic

An atheist who admits that he could be wrong, and thinks that this makes him something else.
I call myself an agnostic to make myself sound more open-minded even though I have no spiritual beliefs whatsoever.
by Killing Kittens March 6, 2005
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agnostic

Colbert: "are you an atheist?"
Ehrman: "no, I'm an agnostic"
Colbert: "Isn't an agnostic just an atheist without balls?"
by bigbadbrian December 17, 2008
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Agnostic-Satanist

Someone who is agnostic (have trouble to pick which imaginary religious figure to worship blindly), and believe they will go to hell after they die because they can't wake up on Sunday to go to church.
I am an agnostic-satanist. I don't know if god exists, but if he or she exists, I am definitely going to hell.
by iamanas August 14, 2012
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Dark Ages

secular society depicts the dark ages as a time where religion repressed humanity in growth, When in REALITY, this was the TAMING period of the human dog for submission to god in jesus name first in discipline to righteousness from their Pagan ways and thus allow newly formed disciplined entities the energy and Will to overcome difficulties towards the advancement of Awareness.
Wikipedia tells the masses " "Dark Ages" is a term referring to the perceived period of both cultural and economic deterioration as well as disruption that took place in Western Europe following the decline of the Roman Empire." but followers of Christ know this was the Time needed to Tame the pagan dogs of Europe, savage Americas was next with African companions learning along the way. still far more work needs to be done for the human dog as their best friend is surely a barking biting savage .
by sambo sami suleiman azar September 16, 2010
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Agnosticism

Agnosticism is to base your philosophy of life on doubt. It is to live your entire life in doubt of everything you see.
Agnosticism is doubt as a philosophy of life is like having immobility as your mode of transportation
by dorff11 May 16, 2009
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