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stamp clean

When a parking lot of a food store is clean of all receipts on the 1st to the 5th of every month, as people with food stamps pick up cash purchased receipts left on the ground and in trash cans to buy food stamp items and return them with receipts they found that were paid by cash.
Look at the WalMart parking lot, that m#$%erf#$%er is stamp clean.
by attila t hun December 1, 2011
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Commando clean

when after wiping yourself after using the toilet, the toilet paper comes up clean on the first wipe.
Jane took a deuce in the ladies room and thankfully came up commando clean because she used up last squares of the only roll of TP and was wearing her best white jeans.
by Useless Housewife December 18, 2011
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Sex Cleaning

The act of cleaning one's bachelor pad in preparation for having a girl over for coitus.
His apartment needed a good sex cleaning because Emily was coming over.
by typesend December 30, 2011
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death clench

The act of squeezing you ass cheeks so tight in order to keep the turd from shooting out.
John: Yo it smells in here, do you have to poop?
Tony: Dude my bad my death clench can only hold so long, I need a toilet.
by verny1234567890 January 4, 2012
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party cleaner

1. One who enjoys a party and also encourages others to enjoy themselves. Antonym of party pooper.
2. One who maintains decency in a party by, for example, not showing rowdy behaviour, not using abusive language and not making obscene gestures.
The party has both party cleaners and party poopers.
by uttam maharjan January 4, 2012
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Freeze cleaning

Freeze cleaning is an ancient form of cleaning brought forth by the Mayans, who learned it from Martian taskmasters.

The Martians, who had advanced technology, used freeze cleaning to dust peripheral computer equipment and also their clothing. Due to the unique fibres which composed their clothing articles, freeze cleaning was the only viable method to clean their clothes without damage.

Spanish conquistadors learned of this technique while decimating the Mayan population, and banished it due to its "unholy" qualities.

Before the freeze cleaning hut was destroyed, a few rogue cleaning elders transcribed the process onto cave walls. This was discovered in the 20th century by explorer Huron Livingston, who advocated for its use on a wide scale.

Unfortunately, companies such as Tide and All paid up to the right congresspeople to block the patent. Freeze cleaning remains largely a myth, but those who employ its use are generally exalted as wise sages of human beings.
"I freeze cleaned my keyboard to remove the dust."

"I freeze cleaned my jeans."

"Freeze cleaning is a great method for removing dust."
by Johnathon_Meyers August 2, 2012
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Puter cleavage

"Her pants were so tight I saw her puter cleavage."
by Fisherbabe55 November 29, 2012
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