texas sweater

A Lone Star State turtleneck for your penis—foreskin: optional, controversial, and occasionally regretted once removed.

Becky : I saw John's penis by accident, he's got a texas sweater.
Hannah: LOL. Becky aren't you into a man with foreskin?

by turbocajpin February 3, 2025

Texan Balloon

Wrap foreskin around bum hole and fart till the foreskin inflates

My foreskin hurts after that Texan balloon

by Slops67 January 19, 2026

textdump

Unlike "dumptext", which is the act of sending a text message while taking a dump. Textdump is the act of dumping one's partner by text.

"She was in the restroom for a half hour and during that time I got a text from her saying that she wanted to break up with me... She textdumped me with a dumptext!"

by TheFleeceMan January 21, 2026

Texas Makeout

when you and a female are making out and you both have nicotine pouches in, and switch pouches in each others mouths

“How’d it go with Tessa last night?”
“Good! We had a good old fashioned Texas makeout!”

by blastman17 January 28, 2026

Text Mustard

A slang term for how smart you are.

Bro has a level 100 text Mustard!
He is really smart, after all.

by Remydacat February 4, 2026

Textually Waterboarding

The act of reading Fly Away Peter by David Malouf

"I'm an English teacher and I'm Textually Waterboarding my class by making them read Fly Away Peter by David Malouf."

by #1FlyAwayPeterHater February 6, 2026

texas big week

Texas Big Week is a week-long celebration in which the people of Texas, especially those in major cities, take a break from their jobs, school, and other responsibilities to prepare for a large barbecue hosted by all individuals participating in the celebration. Other activities include gaming, spending time with loved ones, and playing with Silly Putty.

oh I don't have school this week it's "texas big week"

by notamer February 13, 2026