Can't Control Time

Can't Control Time is a general phrase people use who are unwilling to accept responsibility for their own faulty time management.

7:30 am
Person A: What are you still doing sleeping Person B, I told you we have to be at the kids school at 7 45?!?
Person B: God, don't get so mad, I can't control time

by DarthFox January 31, 2017

dirty animal time

When you and another send explicit texts/ photos that lead the other on

Grace and Michael had some nice D.A.T last night (Dirty animal time)

by Aquatomic March 6, 2017

Standard Microwave Cooking Time (SMCT)

n. to disregard listed microwave oven instructions and instead use a personalized set time to heat any and all microwaveable food items

I can't find the box for the popcorn so I'll just use standard microwave cooking time (SMCT) and hope it doesn't burn.

by jblax March 20, 2017

Jasper's time

Around 30mins-3hours behind every other cunts time.

Where is jasper ? Don't worry mate he's running on his own time, Jasper's time .

by Scumbumblake March 23, 2017

squeeky bum time

Squeeky bum time is when you are on the toilet and you re taking a massive shit but nothing is coming out and it's just solid squeeky farts.

"Dude I had some sick squeeky bum time last night"

by Squeekybum123 June 12, 2017

ran's bed time

When the English bitch needs to take herself to bed because she passes out online and drools on her keyboard.

You little crumpet-eating shit. Ran's bed time. You've been up too long and it's getting dark out.

by WarWithinABreath June 16, 2017

when i have time

Synonym for 'never'

Person 1: Are you ever going to help me with my homework?
Me: When i have time

by Peddebol June 29, 2017