no nut november

when you can’t eat peanuts in november (super hard challenge) also called NNN

k: hey did you fail no nut november yet?
m: yeah i had a my dads nut

by dookiefookie November 19, 2023

nut sack jam

A nut sack jam is an uneducated, dirty semi truck driver that has no clue how to maneuver their truck in a parking lot.

An idiot truck driver pulls into a truck stop or parking lot and it takes them an hour to get to semi backed in. These truck driver typically have unnecessary hood mirror.

That idiot just got himself into a nut sack jam.

by Christina1985 December 9, 2017

Nut Bullet

When you Nut so hard that it becomes a bullet.

Girl: OH MY GOD!!!!!
Boy: Whew, that was great babe.
Girl: MOTHERFUCKER YOU SHOT ME!!! CALL THE AMBULANCE!!!
Boy: Huh, I guess my dick shot a nut bullet.
Girl: What the fuck? J-JUST CALL THEM!!!!

by Theomegawooloo 69 October 5, 2020

No Nut November

A challenge every man faces once a year in which they are not allowed to ejaculate in any way, shape, or form due to it being strictly prohibited in this month

"Hey dude wanna watch porn together" "We can't do that dude it's No Nut November"

by Crackerwacker74 February 7, 2023

Nut

An action where a man takes his penis and releases sperm

He nutted all over the place

by Melvin Smelvin April 18, 2023

irish nut

When you are having oral sex being performed from a woman, then out of nowhere you squeeze green food coloring Down here throat and tell her something shocking that she gags while you say luck of the Irish.

Man Melvin is such a bitch, always giving me Irish nuts all the time, we can’t even have a normal conversation anymore.

by Snubbish December 9, 2017

nut

1. sexual discharge

1. I nut in her pussy.
2. She nutted on my penis.

by The_Dickti0nary October 20, 2023