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Tucked Like Underarmor 

To conceal a firearm in ones waistband so snug that it resembles the tight fit of Underarmor.
Dylan: Hey man I'm kinda nervous we might get robbed...
Doug: Don't sweat it bro, I got that thang tucked like Underarmor.
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Pecker Tucker 

A phrase used to describe male gamers, in particular, those who play the mobile game Evony. These individuals commonly solicit other males under the guise of being a woman. Once a rapport has been established, the pecker tucker sends pictures of his penis tucked between his legs to the virginal, nerdy victim. The victim, being virginal and nerdy, believes he has just seen his first vagina and showers the pecker tucker with in game gifts.
Kjcasey: hey do you know Mech01?

Sith🖕: Yeah, I heard he was a pecker tucker.

Kjcasey: Yep, that’s how he got to keep 30.

Sith🖕: I figured, he’s not good enough to do it otherwise.
Pecker Tucker by Evony81 January 21, 2019

Craig Tucker 

A character from South Park. Known for his nasal voice and general cynisim. He wears a blue hat with flaps and ties on it, which has a yellow poof ball on top. He has shiney black hair. He gets into trouble alot, usualy for flipping everyone off. He can't help it. Craig's whole family is like that. He's also gay for Tweek. Few people know this.
Craig Tucker by Figure.10 June 1, 2009

Eric Tucker 

An attractive radio host with an extremely quirky personality and a Canadian accent.
I saw Eric Tucker at Starbucks this morning.
Eric Tucker by Angelmusic July 8, 2011

Tucker Max Fail 

Promising a groundbreaking innovative genre changing product; and then having to admit that nobody bought it, or was interested in it. An epic fail Characterized by constantly changing your story, denying that you said something you posted online only a few months before; and responding to substantive criticism by simply claiming that the critic is a loser.
Man, Windows Vista is a total Tucker Max fail!
Tucker Max Fail by mcbeerlovin July 30, 2009

Tucker telephone 

A Tucker Telephone is a torture device invented in Tucker State Prison in Arkansas, using the magneto from an old hand-crank telephone. The ground wire was attached to the big toe, the hot wire to the genitals, and crank away. A "long distance call" was an extended series of shocks. The scene depicted in the movie "Brubaker" was a good portrayal of the real practice. "Brubaker" was a realistic portrayal of life in Cummins and Tucker Prison Farms in Arkansas until the prison reforms of Gov. Winthrop Rockefeller. A variation of the Tucker Telephone was used an an interrogation tool in Viet Nam and Abu Graib using stripped-down field telephones. It is still commonly used all over the world.
"Hey, Merle! Prisoner 1531142 jest threw poop on a guard. Let's let him Phone Home on the Tucker Telephone!"
Tucker telephone by davidebert March 23, 2008