squirrel pockets

one with large cheeks, with big, cute dimples
resembling a squirrel storing acorns in their cheeks for later.

"look at that girl with them cute squirrel pockets on her face."

by fffffffffffffffff May 4, 2007

squirrel

psychotic fuzzy creatures that are taking over the world w/ their partners in crimes...the penguins. penguins met met aliens when they first invented time travel (look it up on penguins) and have gotten the aliens to help them take over man kind. beware of these tiny creatures they may look cute but if u piss them off, they might have to eat you

i saw a squirrel today and i could have sworn it was carrying explosives

by curlyninja December 19, 2008

Squirell Rape

When a professional sports team loses by 30-39 pts.

The Wolves squirell raped the Knicks 110-79.

by Sports Pimps March 24, 2005

Purple Squirrel

The purple squirrel is a true legacy derived from the disasters of some dickhead funneling too much wine and becoming nauseous. Suddenly, without warning the person throws up a fountain of purple substance projecting up into the air.(keep in mind that the throw up must reach at least 3 feet into the air for it to qualify as purple squirrel). Then after the yukemister is finished, on the floor will lay a horrifying display of a furry crimson/purple colored like animal that appears to have been mutilated by a lawn mower surrounded by an assortment of organs. It can be concluded that somwhere along the lines this person had feasted on a squirrel (most likely roadkill, because those fuckers are hard to catch and are quick little bastards) and an aroma of grape and yuke will drift through the air for up to 1-2 hours.

After funneling too much wine, Bridge finally yuked a purple creature on the floor...and to our surprise, he showed us all the Purple Squirrel.

by JJ Bridge September 20, 2006

rabid squirrel

To ejaculate into someone's anal cavity. The subject then defacates the semen into your mouth.

She gave me the rabid squirrel last night in exchange for the rusty trombone.

by shaggy October 26, 2003

squirrel

What poor gays who can't afford gerbils use.

Their garbage can is full of dead squirrels, what are those gay guys up too ? If the PETA people find out how many squirrels have died in that gay bar they would burn the place down. I believe in live and let live but this squirrel abuse it too much.

by benthere March 6, 2008

squirreled

New Zealand slang for getting fucked (sexually).

Last night Robbie picked up Melani at a night club and took her back to his place where he squirreled her all night long.

by robbie March 10, 2005