Two shits

1. A term used to describe something you don't give.

2. A term used instead of saying "I don't give a shit."

Harry: "That hurt my feelings."

Sally: "I don't give two shits about your feelings."

by ccharless February 20, 2010

when god shits on your life

1. when things seem good, and then something depressing or horrible happens and you think "why me?" and feel like nothing on earth can make things ok.

1. when god shits on your life, take a shower and get back on your feet

by philip nader April 22, 2008

shintola

another way to say "oh shit!"

oh Shintola, that car almost hit me!

by Elena June 10, 2003

shits the bucket

Term used to describe an person, thing, or event which sucks. (Used in place of "sucks")

Mike: I have a research paper due tomorrow and I haven't started yet
Mark: That shits the bucket!!!

by mealsss October 2, 2007

Your Shits Weak

Your shits weak.
Used when talking smack to someone and saying there come backs are weak.

"Yo momma" -
"Your shits weak man" -

by Mokesha May 22, 2009

Silver Shits

The loose change that falls from ones pockets while in a reclined position. Poor people usually only take a single silver shit or one consisting mainly of pennies. This is refered to as a "copper shit" or a "poor man's shit."

I found $9 in silver shits in my couch.

by englishhotpocketmaster July 7, 2011

New Orlean Saints

Absolute chokers in the playoffs. Allow 30 yard TD's with 7 seconds left

The New Orlean Saints choked a 1 point lead against the Vikings in the playoffs

by cancercakes January 14, 2018