Salad

A salad is a term to define an attractive looking female that looks as if she is worth having sexual intercourse with.

Shes a fucken' salad mate, I'd go her no questions asked.

by Jem August 16, 2004

boob salad

D-plus size fun bags squished into a suffocatingly tight underwire-supported rig. Often jeered at by immature adolescents and grown men stuck in Freud's oral phase.

yeeeaaa boob salad! look at it

by choche mikus August 4, 2007

Potato Salad

1. (noun) A common picnic side dish consisting of mayo mustard and primarily potatoes

2. (noun) In poker, to catch a straight, flush, or full house on the turn or river

1. Random Guy: Before you may pass, name one thing you take to a picnic.

Peter Griffin: We're going to go with Potato Salad

Random Guy: (pointing to a cloud) SHOW ME POTATO SALAD!!!

2. With an open ended straight draw after the flop, Shawn said "show me potato salad" and ended up catching his straight on the turn

by thebizzareone October 5, 2004

Nigger Dick Salad

A Nigger Dick Salad is a mixed drink which consists of 1oz Everclear, 1.5oz of watermelon liqueur, and 4.5oz of Grape Drink. Serve over ice.

"Hey man, why dont'cha mix me up a Nigger Dick Salad?"
"This Nigger Dick Salad tastes like a watermelon Jolly Rancher!"

by Twigus Maximus November 22, 2009

vancouver salad

Pot. Grass. Ganja. Weed. Hemp. Short bus biofuel. Dank. Green. Bud. Marry Jane. Call it what you like, it's another name for Marijuana.

"What are you eating?"
"Vancouver Salad"
"YOU'RE EATING POT!?!?!?"

by SeanFlaherty May 13, 2008

shake my salad

I DOMT KNOW WEIRDOS

someone just tweeted it and i don’t know but i want to know please help me out fellas

please millie don’t shake my salad with kourtney

by larrysbitch28 January 13, 2018

Toss Your Salad

when u spread your ass cheeks and someone licks ur bum-hole

I dont want to toss your salad.
Do you want your salad tossed?

by bling bling October 14, 2003