Read

Makes sense/ checks out

Marc: 2+2 is 4
James:That read, that read.

by LMAOLOLURAFUCCINGBOT December 26, 2022

aud-read

Listening or listened to an audiobook

I did not read the latest Harry Potter book, but I did aud-read it.

by pennycrypt December 29, 2022

To read the Bible

To masterly beat the nob

Achmed: ay where you going
Jerome: To read the bible. Ill be right back

by Big Nob Kyle October 30, 2019

Reading

You're reading right now you idiot

I'm reading this book idiot

by Freekelheighmer October 18, 2021

Sign read bait

Type of sign indicating non-entry to a property. It kinda troll you with a clever phrase, and also the images I found on google shows a weird thing of Zombie bait. But, meh, personally, I think are signs that put away, unsucessfuly, the drunky kids of the grass.

"Sign read bait, chips, beer and ammunition"LeAnn Rimes, Nothin' Better To Do(song)

by Eusofa July 18, 2021

read

reading is communicating knowledge, reciting or like looking

get rick rolled (read first letter of each word)

by sfkja,fnmajfnvjnsfj June 5, 2021

Read p

An insult to tell your friend who wears glasses or who just can’t see

Friend 1: What does that say I can’t see
Friend 2: ugh read p

by Dangerous golf ball June 13, 2021