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Pussy Wrangler

Pronunciation: pʊsi/ræŋɡlə(r)

Is a term applied to a Female Celebrity's Wardrobe Assistant whose primary purpose

is to ensure that their employer's vagina is not exposed in Public.

Originally the term Pussy-Wrangler was a nineteenth Century term used to describe a Cat Corral-er

or a Cat Whisperer or someone usually involved with catching or taming of free range Felines.
Usage 1: "Miley's Camel Toe was eating so much of her shorts that I had to super-glue

her Panty's elastic seam to her inner thigh so nobody would get a peek at her vulva!
But hey a Pussy Wrangler's job is never done."

Usage 2: "Damn if it wasn't for that Pussy Wrangler we would've seen Pink's Pink!"
by Dr.Cyclopz October 20, 2018
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Pussy Braid

noun

1. the threads of a females genital hair joined together in to a form similar to a rope
That Pussy Braid is so complex and interwoven it can be used as a sex toy.

In certain cultures throughout time, the woman in a matriarchal society with the biggest Pussy Braid ruled with a hairy bush.
by Bae Poo 69 March 17, 2021
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Flying Pussy

A vagina with labias that extend so far outside of the body that they flap and fly as far as the distance from earth to Uranus.
I missed my flight home from the bachelorette party because I was so drunk. Thankfully Caity had a Flying Pussy so we grabbed on and got a free ride home.
by True_X_Blue August 11, 2023
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mango pussy

a phrase that is uttered uncontrollably in a hightened state of bliss. also associated with the (taste of) a perfected vagina. often associated with ancient rituals.
"Mango pussy!!!"
"She's got that mango pussy."
"I love me some mango pussy in the morning."
by WanchoMosiej August 5, 2014
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pussy residue

Obviously the fur left behind from a cat, in a location where it had lounged for an extended period of time.
"Hold on Bob, i need to clean the pussy residue off of the couch before you sit on it. "
Mittens got his pussy residue all over the sheets, and now there is some in my eye.

I can't stop sneezing due to all of the pussy residue clogging up my sinuses after i let Chewbacca lay on my face all night.
by underrated cookie April 26, 2014
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Pussy Stunt

Pussy Stunt, meaning someone is showing on their feminine traits, showing confidence in their body or walking down the street with their tits out. Nikita Dragun coined the term "Pussy Stunt" as walking down the street, feeling yourself and being confident in your badass feminine side.
"Damn did you see Chelsea in that dress?!" "Yeah dude, it looks great on her. She's pretty pussy stunting right now."
by Archer Blaq February 19, 2017
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wood pussy

by crap magnet May 25, 2003
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