Dexter, Michigan

A town that smells like poop
I once drove through dexter, Michigan Neils hometown and an overwhelming smell of poop completely engulfed my car.... it was so strong i called Neil, my friend, to complain and he admitted that yeah its like that sometimes... what a hillbilly,
by Achenson August 27, 2023
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The Michigan Monster Mash

The Michigan Monster Mash happens once a year on Halloween night. It is a event where many people at a Halloween party get together in costumes and have a mass orgy. The best part of the Michigan Monster Mash is that everyone is in a costumes and no one knows who is who. So next Halloween go to a local part and do the mash ;)
The Michigan Monster Mash happened in Ann Arbor Michigan on Halloween night in 1999, and has happened ever year since.
by DR124 September 19, 2011
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It is when you do something very dumb to declare youself that you traveled to the U.S. state, Michigan.
Jaden: You neva been to michigan if you neva done this befo

(flatlines)

Carlos: I guess he went to michigan.
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Northern Michigan University

Was stalked by their administration they ran me out by trying to say I was a pedophile because I was to stupid to realize my ex girlfriend was raped.

All charges dismissed but still expelled.
Northern Michigan University is the shittiest school you can go to.
by Dixie's finest December 20, 2021
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Northern Michigan University

Shit place. You don’t get help when you need it. You go back years later. Required to have public safety help you move. Same officers you realize didn’t help and had contradictory reports you have, yet You thank them. They beat you and say you’re going to jail and take all of your shit, and don’t return, so when you return home you have no keys and pay a Fortune. They don’t tell you why you’re going. You’re handicapped. And admitted days before that you’re being harassed by head person. Don’t waste time. Record every conversation like I did. If you need help. Mary B will help you. Refunded everything and erased transcript. But seems like after their doj lawsuit and many others. They still can’t keep up with their promises after federal government gave order for what they did during gag order. If you want to be scared for no help when beaten or beaten by them. Go ahead and waste time. Gah orders basically still there. Look up every lawsuit. Wish I never went back. Thought issues fixed.
Northern Michigan University treats disabled and mentally I’ll people like shit still
by Nicole Ap February 03, 2024
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Michigan Handjob

When someone gives you a handjob with mittens on.
It was so fkn cold outside, Suzy had to give him a Michigan handjob so she could stay warm.
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Michigan Cleaning

When a person (any gender) shoves their full arm into another persons ass and pulls out feces or diarrhea
austin:dude where is andy?
reggie:man i saw that he was getting a michigan cleaning
by koralreef June 01, 2022
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