cunt monster 

Fucking the pussy aggressively!

The way Daddy Mattie hits it you could call that nigga' a cunt monster!

cunt monster by 6daddymattie9 March 30, 2009

Tequila Monster

A 9 foot tall purple weasel that appears after you get trashed on tequila. It gives bad advice and may get you arrested. They can only be killed with broken vodka bottles, either plastic or glass.

See Beast of Bourbon, coming soon.

"Man, i got totally wasted last night and the Tequila Monster told me to give him my kidneys"

Tequila Monster by LukeLombard December 19, 2008

Quickie Monster 

A person, usually in a relationship, who really gets off on having lots and lots of quickie sex.

Etym.: Cookie Monster + quickie

"Dave insisted on squeezing in sexy time every morning this week just before the bus came! He just can't control himself, he's like the Quickie Monster!"

Quickie Monster by America Lover 🇺🇸 September 4, 2015

Cock Ness Monster 

A penis so monstrous that its very existence is doubted by some. Also called Nessie for short.

Jane said John had a Cock Ness Monster, but I didn't know if such a fantastic tale could be true.

Cock Ness Monster by Sastwatch December 9, 2008

Cum Monster 

A type of interdimensional entity which uses it's extremely powerful sense of smell to locate human testicles which have accumulated large reserves of semen due to long periods of non-ejaculation, which it relies on as its primary food source. This is also thought to be the reason for the occurence of most wet dreams, which are believed to be the result of stimulation of the penis by the monster in order to acquire semen. This is difficult to prove however, as the monster itself is rarely seen as it avoids detection by humans at all costs and will retreat into it's own dimension upon awakening or after being seen.

1. Sweet dreams and dont let the Cum Monster suck.

2. If you don't empty your ballsack regularly then you'll get a visit from the Cum Monster!

Cum Monster by justinmiller October 13, 2020

The Fame Monster 

The 2nd album released by American pop music artist Lady GaGa.

Tracklisting:

1. Bad Romance
2. Alejandro
3. Monster
4. Speechless
5. Dance in the Dark
6. Telephone
7. So Happy I Could Die
8. Teeth

The Fame Monster just topped Justin Bieber's My World 2.0!

The Fame Monster by qweropy April 18, 2010

Bean Monster 

This n**ga eats all your beans. Beware, he will not hesitate to take a spoon and bonk those beans. Make Sure not to befriend one of these monsters.

John ate all my beans from my lunch. I know he's such a Bean Monster.

Bean Monster by You eat All my BEans September 28, 2018