ivanajackoff

jacking off alot
someone who jacksoff alot
a funny name for someone who jacks off too much

my parents should have named me ivanajackoff

by mattdawg2012 May 16, 2008

ivans

No coordination, which leads to a poor ability to play all First Person Shooters (of which include the Counter Strike Series). Also characterized by poor understanding of mathematics.

Those guys are ivans.

by N. Mod September 7, 2008

ivaniel

an amazing person, very hot, sexy, charming, knows how to flirt, and is very popular among others. they are very attractive, smart, and is undeniably the best person on this planet.

wow ivaniel is so hot.

i wish ivaniel married me

by nottruthi May 9, 2021

Ivana Stojanovic

A semi-finalist on the show "So You Think You Can Dance - Serbia" for the last 5 years running. Ivana brings a whole new meaning to dancesport through her ability to dance despite her terrible ugliness.

"Dude I'd defs tap Ivana Stojanovic"

"I like using sarcasm too"

by EskimoMushroomHammer October 22, 2009

Ivanaste

Attitude of do something silly, or get excited with things that have no sense like "prenderse", or anything that do not goes with the moment. It comes from a character of a congress who cannot miss.

When you dont follow the party:
- Hey como que se me están quitando las ganas de ir.
- We ya te ivanaste!
- La neta ,sí.

When something its really wrong:
- Ivanismo extremo.

by marine12 December 11, 2012

ivana strouhalova

Amazingly hot babe; a Czech bombshell; a blonde goddess who can take you to the stars... or drop you in the deepest ocean (depending on her mood); an excellent kisser

See that chick over there? She's so gorgeous, she must be Ivana Strouhalova!
Ivana Strouhalova taught me to kiss - and what a kisser !!!
Hell of a temper... but the trip to the moon with Ivana Strouhalova was worth it.

by Merlyn62 February 13, 2017

ivanllely

Hoe ass bitch

hey look it's ivanllely trynna steal somebody else's man

by Crazyasshoe April 3, 2017