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Ben Gordon 

A selfish but good-when-he's-on basketball player on the Chicago Bulls. He sometimes does really good, but its hard not to be the leading scorer when you take 99% of the shots.
person 1: wow, ben gordon is doing really good!
person 2: not really
person 1: why not?! he has 26 points in the fourth quarter alone!!
person 2: yeah, but the bulls are losing 26-103, cuz he dont pass to nobody and he shot airballs for the first three quarters
Ben Gordon by RIPbigproof April 28, 2006
gord by annon March 16, 2003
A man with the shiniest head in the world, whose baldness can only be rivaled by another Gordon.
Imagine a mirror that's someone's skin tone and is a part of their head. That's what a Gordon is

Gordon green 

He is a middle aged man who likes to ejaculate in his daughter and makes his son suck her dick
Oh looks it’s the pedo Gordon green
Gordon green by Jesus manehjdksksks December 5, 2021

Tim Gordon 

Front man of urban rap group from Australia, Frangipani and the floating circus of light
Tim Gordon by Sigma Sigma Sigma August 29, 2004

Gordeezy 

something that's very gross
tneezy smells soo bad like gordeezy
Gordeezy by alousy October 27, 2010