Open the Flood Gates

When two men who desperately need to urinate press the heads of their penis's together so that the tips touch each other and let the golden stream flow into the other's shaft-hole.

A variation of this is when neither party involved has been circumcised, and both foreskins are stretched out to be pressed together. This may be referred to as "Bursting The Flood Gates"

Chris: "Hey man, you bustin'?"
Heath: "Totally!"
Chris: "Wanna go Open the Flood Gates?"

Bruce: "Hey Abraham, wanna go Burst the Flood Gates with me?"
Abraham (shakes head): "Sorry Bruce, I'm Jewsish."

by Nerezza January 21, 2009

Enemy at the gates

When a chick is 6 months pregnant and decides to have sex. The act of pounding the cervix, jake the snake creates a knocking sound that the child will remeber for the rest of his/her life.

What she had told me was the weight of the baby while she was standing up with all the years of enemy at the gates her cervix was about to give.

by Cervexor April 10, 2010

Totes ma gotes

Another way of saying "suck my dick"

Dude, totes ma gotes

by dasavoirtho January 22, 2014

Billy-goated

Having such rough intercourse that someone ends up in the Emergency Room.

“I billy-goated that girl so hard, she had to go to the hospital!”

by ambulancegurl13 July 9, 2018

goatse'd

Act of taking it in the rear by a man named antwan. while reserving the money shot.

After the Fraternity party, Jmechy got goatse'd

by Anonymous February 27, 2003

goatass

A small hole on the left side of a persons neck. Usually located just below the ear and only becomes visible when a person is about to get fucked in it.

You cannot touch my goatass until you're about to fuck it!

by tELLmEyOURSfIRST May 30, 2003

goatse

Website featuring a picture of a hermaphrodite it's a guy with a penis and a vagina. Usually, it's a link given to unsuspecting people so when they check it out, they get hit by the image and are supposed to be scarred for life by it. People who have been tricked into going to the website are to have been goatsed.

A: Went to the goatse website the other day
B: Ah, you got my email
A beats the stuffing out of B

by Mad Hatter December 28, 2003