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lumber on the front porch

Large breasts. Sometimes unexpectedly so, or enhanced beyond what might have come with the original package.
(Man upon spotting the full-breasted woman riding her bicycle past the window where he is dining with friends) "That one's got some serious lumber on the front porch."
by Clare Swarthmore May 4, 2008
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Front Wedgie

When a woman accidental puts her thong/ g-string on backwards, where the smaller triangle is uncomfortably wedged in the front.
While putting on her panties in the dark, she put them on backwards and got a front wedgie
by calijj May 10, 2009
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Frollow

The space between two parallel adjacent slats of the same material.
Look at this shopping cart, it has so many frollows!
by mcarts September 27, 2010
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frolick

to lick a fro, it is welcome but not mandatory or healthy
come frolick with me in Italy!!!
by sghadfg January 8, 2011
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Front Back

When some one open handedly slaps your chest and your back at the same time.
"Casey and I were at the Keeler's house, and mike came up and agressivly front backed us."

"Sam was bitching and makeing me listen to MGMT, so i front backed the shit out of that fool."

"I tryed to front back Jack K's dad, but got punched in the face."
by Wy Guy December 14, 2009
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Front Range Hot

Hotties about all along the front range of the Rocky Mountains in Colorado. Boys, girls are just mutha-effing HOT up where the air is thin.

Front Range Hot: is specifically defined as the generally tall, lean hot young men from the front range of Colorado. They can come from about any area along I-25 from New Mexico up to Wyoming, but as long as they're from the mountainous areas of Colorado, they just might be Front Range Hot.
"Did you see that tall skinny guy? Man, he's Front Range HOT!"
by CadeRageous January 7, 2010
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froat

that one teacher who literally does not know the subject they are teaching
The answer she gave us isn't even right! What a froat!
by confusedcalculusstudent February 9, 2015
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