fit hits the shan

adj. when things go really bad really quickly and everybody in the vicinity is effected

Derived from a transposition of shit hits the fan. Used in replace of shit hits the fan to try to regain some of the comic style and originality that the phrase used to have by making the listener think for a second. Also makes the phrase okay in front of the kids.
I just hope I get laid off and receive my severance package from this place before the fit hits the shan.
by Webster Papadopolous July 13, 2004
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Fit as fuck slut

When someone is so fit that they can’t help but get shagged by a numerous amount of people, resulting in them becoming a slut. They usually have big fucking tits and a fat back. An additional fact is that they love a black pipe up their ass, preferably multiple at a time.
by Ssewankambo November 14, 2020
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Bipolar Bitch Fit

When One freaks the hell out, and then remains calm, then freaks out again.
Chris pulled a Bipolar Bitch Fit when Zach left the toilet seat up, and fell in.
by Brandon Richardson January 15, 2015
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Fit as front door

Used to describe someone who is incredibly attractive, but without using “fit as fuck” so you can avoid swearing. They usually have incredibly large chocolate tipped flesh mountains and a big fat jiggly back. Tbf usually a filthy fucking slut too.
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Dying Duck Fit

A demonstration of anger and frustration that sounds like the duck dying a painful, screaming death.
Mom had a dying duck fit when she received my sisters college report cart, and she failed every one of her classes.
by Firstdefinition September 13, 2016
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Luh calm fit

Luh Calm Fit is slang for an outfit put together without much fuss or planning, often reflecting a relaxed and effortless style. In the ghetto context, it signifies a look that's simple, comfortable, and practical, without any need for extravagance or attention-grabbing fashion. It's the kind of outfit you throw on without overthinking, perfect for navigating the streets while keeping it real.
Tyrell had to step out real quick to handle some business, so he threw on a luh calm fit: some baggy jeans, a faded black hoodie, and his worn-out air force 1's. He didn't need no flashy threads to make a statement. His luh calm fit was all about staying low-key and blending in with the neighborhood while staying comfortable on the grind.
by southmemphisyoungan November 05, 2023
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If God see fit

Old people's way of saying that they may not live to be around for a defined event.
Granddaughter: "How old are you, Grandma?"

Grandma: "If god see fit, 86 in July."
by Zetsch_069 November 17, 2021
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