featherated

To be out of control.

That bush is all featherated; it definitely needs trimming.

OR

Jessica was so featherated today because her boyfriend just proposed.

OR

After receiving his stellar annual review, Rob was so featherated that he proposed to his girlfriend.

by Yittle Bitty Babe Girl August 5, 2010

father andy

A guy who acts really tough but he actually is a big softie. He is musical although he doesn't play an instrument. He also may think he has Tourette's but he just swears a lot.

Person1: Aw he's such a legend. But he swears a lot!

Person2: Yeah must be Father Andy!

by Musicaltheatre4444 January 2, 2014

Father Fever

Wanting to be a dad really bad.

"I have been wanting kids for a really long time, I have father fever!"

by shuknowwhtimean August 31, 2015

father-out-law

When unmarried, your significant other's father.

I'm going to get dinner with my father-out-law tonight.

by pyba May 4, 2016

fatherhoodwinked

When a woman tells a man that he's responsible for knocking her up, but later he finds out that he won't be a father because she wasn't really pregnant, he doesn't have a positive DNA match, or his baby's mama advises him to stay the hell away from her and their child.

First defined by an expecting father in Senn, a MMA romance novel by Lane Hart.

Abby told me she was pregnant , and then, when I was about to go out and buy some baby shit, she said it wasn't mine. I can't believe she fatherhoodwinked me like that!

by lanehart August 17, 2016

Father Frost

Santa Claus

Me: All I want this year is a Bumblebee Transformer.

Father Frost: Alright, you've got it.

by Rara Sh. July 11, 2016

Fatherbone

DILF dick

Last night I fatherboned the shit outta her motherskin.

Yeah, I tossed that cougar I met on Tinder the fatherbone. She loved it.

Slut to her friends: My boyfriend's dad is really attractive, damn I wish I could suck that fatherbone.

by Fatherbone December 5, 2016