southern comfort

a potent sweet caramel flavored liquor popular amongst people too young to be drinking leagaly

Billy got hammered on southern comfort and yakked all over the bathroom

by Xot June 1, 2005

Commode choker

a fat lady, a bit beyond being chubby.

did you see that commode choker jake's with tonight?

she wasn't thick she was a commode choker

by DJ JAKE da snake October 17, 2008

commondore

a commodore is a popular car family or work vehicle made by gmh/holden, it is is so common in some parts it is called in commondore. they come in sedan and station wagon versions and different colours. as they are quite common they are quite boring. as they are large they also consume too much petrol and gas. some people in australia buy them because they are cheap, want to support an Australian made car?, believe big cars are safe, believe they need a big car to tow a caravan etc (they actually only do this about once per year). as they are so common it is easy to find parts for them which just increases their annoying commonness.

jay: where should take this cupboard to?
bob: its the white commondore to the left.

by iamalavalamp July 2, 2009

Common Sense

Traditional: Traditional logic that will lead you and everyone else to the same conclusion and action

Politically: Involves preaching on graves and shoving dead children in your face to get their political policy to get passed. Traditional common sense is thrown out the window in favor of irrational emotional appeal

Traditional: Common sense dictates ff I stick my finger into the fire it will get burnt
Politically: ZOMG THINK OF ALL THE DEAD CHILDREN BAN EVERYTHING BECAUSE MUH FEELINZ IT IS COMMON SENSE REFORM. MOMS DEMAND COMMON SENSE REFORMS DEMANDS IT

by 69cows December 29, 2013

Combo's

A round mini pretzel with filling in the middle

Steve : Hey Kiersten want some of my Combo's there stuffed with cheese?
Kiersten : Fuck No! I don't want any of your Combo's you stupid idiot!
Steve : Gee you don't have to be a little bitch about it!
Kaylee : Yeah Kiersten be nice!
Steve : Hey Kaylee do you want some of my Combo's?
Kaylee : Yeah Sure! Mmmm those are YUMMY!
Steve : Well if you like Combo's you will love sucking on my dick it's full of yummy filling!
Kaylee : Oh My God! You are such a fucking perve get lost you stupid idiot!
Steve : Gee you don't have to be a little bitch about it! By the way you owe me a $1.99 for the Combo's you ate!
Kaylee : Beat It Asshole!

by SlopNChop June 1, 2018

Slow Comfortable Screw

1) some good sex.

2) a cocktail containing gin and orange juice.

Jane: hey jaime let have a slow comfortable screw
Jaime: yer ok
Chris: mad sluts can i film it?
Jaime and Jane: sure!
Jane to bar-tender: hey can i have a slow comfortable screw?
Bar-tender: sure meet me out the back in 5.

by Catwoman18 October 19, 2008

comfort cock

Refers to when someone must sleep while holding the penis of their partner in their hand, analogous to how children sleep while being comforted by holding a stuffed animal.

Ian's penis was used as a comfort cock by his girlfriend after they fell asleep together.

by Cock092 April 10, 2009