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chump change 

A derogative term that is used to refer to someone (nearly always white) who is always getting schooled at one on one basketball. The term is always used in a derogative way.
Baller: c'mon chump change...forget your game?
Chump Change: huh?
*shoots...scores
Baller: Count it, chump change
Chump Change: Damn...stop calling me that, G
Baller: Nigga Please! You got NO UPS!
chump change by Bert Bert August 15, 2005

Kentucky Oil Change 

The act of eating greasy fried chicken while at the same time masturbating or performing oral sex for your female partner.
I'm hungry and you're horny. A Kentucky Oil Change would hit the spot right about now.
Kentucky Oil Change by thetip January 22, 2013

Mexican 2 finger oil change 

A man sticks two fingers in a womans butthole and puts it in his butthole then sticks his fingers in her vagina by finishing with both fingers then in his mouth
Can I give you a Mexican 2 finger oil change. Or would you like me to change your oil

Climate change 

A trend that people are getting more arrogant, to the point they think they now have full control of the weather, and they think humans were the major factor in events like the Ice age. There is no lesson from a storm, it's simply nature (nature has no assigned sex male or female, neither does a storm, the names come from humans) showing people again and again that it can wipe out anything humans (whether they were male or female) ever created. Some people would call that God in an attempt to explain it, others would try to explain it with science, but really it's simple enough that it doesn't really need any explanation.
Climate change is an attempt by humans to claim that they have nature under control, and that if nature is out of their control, it is because they made it that way. It's not just male humans that have that kind of arrogance, it's all humans. The good news is at least it's killing us in large numbers. If any species deserves to suffer in large numbers, it is humans.

Mexican Change Purse 

Mexican change purse, mexican change purse, dos sabados para Ted...

Super Special James Change 

A method of changing gear so fast you would not belive. Employed by leaning forward alot, grabbing the gearlever and wrenching it back (in to 2nd or 4th) using not only your arms, but your whole body. Changes can be done in as little as 0.12 microseconds. Russ perfected its use, resulting in a "repairable" 307 HDi and a "she'll 'ave to go to the factory" golf 1.6 hireglen.
I was using my super special james change and it all went a bit glen!