Brandon Bartling

Cutest drummer of all time. From Indiana. Likes cuddling and making other's lives better.

"Can I get a guy like Brandon Bartling?"

by brandonmichael April 18, 2013

brandons grandpa

A man with a messiah complex often to be confused with God himself, this man will know everybody and everything and have done just about everything exceptional there is to do. Some may even say he is and I quote "the shit"

Hey did you know that brandons grandpa was actually Elvis, George bush, Muhammad Ali, and shaq!

by The almighty definer March 29, 2015

brandon gaugh

He is a asshole. Sometimes kind, sometimes rude. He eats like a cow and loves to take huge shits.

Oh look at Brandon Gaugh over there... He's such an ass.

by loser1034 August 6, 2015

brandon harding

Dick

Brandon harding dick

by Gdhdjidjendjdjd October 10, 2016

brandoned

to have something stuffed up your butt

My teacher brandoned me in class with a candle.

by nobodynows July 31, 2016

Brandon Boznick

a rich kid who want everyone to know he exists

Brandon Boznick is a peice of shit

by sdhjkvv October 18, 2016

brandon almonte

A guy with a big ass and like weird fetishes. His dick is the size of your IQ

"Im glad i left that brandon almonte"

by meaninglessneck December 5, 2016