boner bake

Royal Honey packet and chicken bake from Costco

Hey dude I’m about to eat a boner bake and do your mom

by Diddyman2013 February 19, 2025

Daybreak Bake, Bust & Bolt (DBBB)

Part of speech: noun (also verb: to DBBB)
Definition: Timing your morning (masturbation) solo finish with the day’s first toke—often with a cig in the other hand—then grabbing coffee and heading out.

He pulled a "Daybreak Bake, Bust & Bolt (DBBB)"—peak on the pull, latte on the way out.”

by Mr. Snugglepumpkin Johnson October 5, 2025

Poor bake

Noun/Someone who gets stoned and can’t seem to pull themselves off the couch.

C’mon dude let’s get outside and do something, don’t be such a poor bake.

by PDX1970 October 24, 2025

Easy Bake Oven

When you fart in your own hoodie.

I was sitting on the porch smoking in the cold and accidentally gave myself an Easy Bake Oven

by Matt-er of facts October 28, 2025

Fake Bake

Something unimportant, a clever distraction from more pressing matters.

“”The Epstein files” is fake bake.”

by Studio Ironchild December 25, 2025

See a Movie and Bake

When you bake and then see a movie , usually in theaters. Makes the graphics better yet worse, and makes the scary parts really really scary.

Steven, Zach, and Oscar smoked a gram then saw Knowing. They see a movie and bake.

by Chronic the Hedgehog92 April 18, 2009

Break n' Bake

The act in which most employees take part in on their breaks at their respected place of work.

Pretty self explanatory but for all you noobs, it's when employees smoke weed on their breaks.

Daniel: "Hey it's almost our lunch break... you down to Break N' Bake?"

Charlie: "I'm still feeling it from our last Break N' Bake but I'm always down."

Daniel: "I love to Break n' Bake!"

by Trent Dman January 22, 2012