Twitter Chicken

When two people want to follow each other on twitter but neither is willing to do it first

"I can't follow him. He has to follow me first."
"Dude, stop playing twitter chicken and just follow the guy!"

by reidromance June 17, 2013

Asian Twitter

Waste of space/time.

I Hate Asian Twitter

by bunyu oakland June 10, 2020

Twitter muscle

The ability to make inflammatory or derogatory statements on social media outlets without fear of repercussion.

The nerdy little football fan flexed his twitter muscle when he tweeted "Ndamakong Suh is a big pussy! I could kick his ass!"

by TherealGirthquake January 12, 2017

Twitter diplomacy

Managing international relations via the use of Twitter -- i.e. in 140 characters or less. Lately the preferred method of action from the President of the United States, Donald trump.

Here is an example of Twitter diplomacy: "Iran is playing with fire - they don't appreciate how "kind" President Obama was to them. Not me! "(@ReadDonaldTrump)- Twitter Feb 3, 2017. In response to Iran's ballistic missile test.

by GirlFroggie February 13, 2017

Twitter Monkey

Someone is on twitter 24/7 and believed everything they read on twitter and mainstream media Before Elons take over. They tend to be blue pilled.

Daniel stop being a “Twitter Monkey”. Just because it’s trending on Twitter it doesn’t mens is true!

by Puertorican Papi January 9, 2023

twitter mommy

1) One who is a worthless mom in real life but posts photos of them with their kids like; #lovemybaby #myworld

2) A mom who spends 9 hours a night at the club, 8 hours a day asleep, 6 hours a day working, and an hour minutes with her kids taking "usies" and posting to twitter using hashtags such as: #myworld #allaboutthem #allday #mommasangel

"Did you see Amanda on twitter with her kid?"

"Yea, she a twitter mommy"

by smh yea May 14, 2014

Twitter Crash

When a famous or influential person tweets a link to a website, causing the site to crash because of the massive flow of internet traffic that insues.

Usually this will only happen to websites that don't recieve a substantial amount of traffic, since their servers aren't ready for hundreds upon thousands of visitors coming to their site.

Why can't I click on this link that this actor just sent out? I guess we must have Twitter crashed the site.

I didn't even know I could Twitter crash my own website! I guess I have a lot of followers!

by The JOJ October 7, 2012