Toileneer

A fancy name for a restroom attendant.

"Why do toileneers exist?"

by Germanyisthebest May 23, 2023

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Tijuana Toilet Eel

Human stool that has made it's way into the Ocean.

I once dropped in on a wave only to be snaked by a Tijuana Toilet Eel!

by Poway Mark January 7, 2010

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When the toilet is filled with brown water, either because the toilet was clogged with shit, or the toilet just had shit sitting in it for too long. As a result, the toilet looks like a big cup of hot cocoa (but sure as hell doesn't taste or smell like it).

Damn! Someone call the janitor! The boy's bathroom's gotta cocoa toilet goin on in it!

by MistaNES April 3, 2011

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bitch-toilet

A toilet who's interior bowl region is shallow enough to cause a mans' testicles to drop directly into the toilet water.

"Oh man! It looked like a tall toilet but it was a bitch-toilet and now I have to wash my nuts!", said Jim.

by Fuzzster January 14, 2017

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Tourist toiletseat

Is the act of using a person's thighs as a toiletseat while they are already sitting on a toilet. Usually ends up with both persons defacating into the toilet simultaneously. Can be infinitely stackable.

There was only one stall open at McDonald's so me and Jimmy had to pull a Tourist toiletseat.

by Rozerevan February 15, 2017

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