toilet dew

when you are taking a massive shit, and the last peice of crap falls out of ur ass flies out with such a great velocity, that the impact on the water produces a splash. if this cold, splash reaches ur asshole, and produces a cold, wet, uncomfortable feeling there, tht is toilet dew.

Dude! i just planetd this enormous shit tht was f ing wicked, when i found myself with a feroious splash and a bad case of toilet dew.

by fucksoid February 18, 2005

Toilet-shit

Shit which is produced by a common house toilet.

Or: hey man, did you have that crap yet?
Cory: NO! all of the floor is covered with toilet-shit D:

by jeakiller May 8, 2010

toilet fetish

when you're sexually attracted to toilets, toilet parts, or people working on toilets.

Ahbi: Haley, is that your toilet?
Haley: Yeah, what about it?
Ahbi: That shit turns me on.
Haley: Toilet fetish much?

by bbyhay17 December 4, 2016

Frozen toilet paper

What you will need after a very spicy meal.

Boy am I glad I have a fresh roll of frozen toilet paper waiting for me at home. This salsa is ripping through me.

by CT Jared December 2, 2010

Toilet snake

A Long piece of (shit) that snakes in a circular form in the (Crapper).

Dude, Look at that nasty ToiletSnake

by Josh March 16, 2004

Tilt-a-Swirl

Getting/giving a Dick Twizzler or sometimes a Cockswirl when in a standing or seated "69" position.

If your with a new partner or you've been married for years, a Tilt-a-Swirl is always a fun way to spice up the evening.

by J. S. Alexander June 11, 2006

toilet ornament

Slang for shit/human waste.

Who laid this toilet ornament and didn't flush?

by Shaqburger July 1, 2003