Cockswirl

1) Also known as a Dick Twizzler, it's to get/give a blowjow in a repeated spiral fashion.

2) A derogatory term

1) Your mom gave me a Cockswirl last night.
2) Blow yourself Cockswirl!

by J. S. Alexander January 20, 2006

cocksmile

A group of turkeys

watch out, theres a big cocksmile in my backyard

by Long Don September 22, 2012

cockshire

1. The area surrounding a cock
2. Literary device used in many shakespeare plays

Damn, my cockshire itches

We musn't forget william shakespeare's use of the cockshire in Othello

by Whitey April 11, 2004

cockswallop

A cockswallop is when you grab a guys Cock with one hand and lift his cock up to clear a path for a punch to the balls, insuring that the balls take all the brute force of the punch.

Ash keeps talking shit out in the lineup while surfing, if he keeps it up I’m going to give the cunt a cockswallop he won’t forget.

by Husky simons July 22, 2019

Cocksicle

The act of putting a condom in the freezer before sexual intercourse. Can be either a chilly sensation or disappointing experience; quite possibly both...

Guy 1: Dude your girlfriend is a bitch. You better give her the cocksicle tonight.

Guy 2: I'll think about it. I hope I don't get super shrinkage.

by SK the Legend-ary May 9, 2012

Cockswallogy

The study of swallowing cock.

Jane majored in Cockswallogy in college, but was only able to find a job in porn with her degree as a Cockswallogist.

by Yerac July 18, 2009

Cockspiracy

A situation where you can't decide if there has been a cock-up or a conspiracy.

Every time I try to get something achieved at work someone always gets in my way. I can't tell if it's on purpose or if the people I work with are idiots. It's a total cockspiracy!

by Barrattino January 16, 2014