This is a sexual position. It takes place in a public restroom stall, usually at a bar, or crowded restaurant. The man tilts the woman in the direction of the toilet bowl. Upon insertion, a thrust and tilt downward will result in the woman'shead being inside the toilet. The man then flushes the toilet while continuing sex, giving the woman a swirly. This act continues for as long as required to instill shame into the woman, who must go back out into public with her hair drenched, or until the man in finished.
I saw this chick at the bar come out of the bathroom with soaked hair. She definitely got a Tilt-A-Swirl.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!