The Triangle Method

An advanced technique for calculating the total distance traveled given the velocity and time. Commonly used in advanced motor-physics. Invented by the brilliant MOMS duo.

Yo broski malowski, we gotta use the triangle method for this problem.

by J Robert Oppenheimer September 10, 2025

The Watson Method

Starting the wrong players on your fantasy football team. Leaving your best players on the bench on any given week. Having no idea what you are doing as a GM of your fantasy football team.

Brock had a sure win this week in fantasy football but he implemented The Watson Method and was donkey punched by the last place team. Who knows if he'll even make the playoffs.

by PREY December 1, 2013

Rubber Ducky Method

Wearing a silicon body suit while floating in a tub of urine.

After a long day of work, I use the Rubber Ducky Method to relax.

by PurpleMeerkat August 6, 2025

willy wonka method

A method used when you need quick improvement: you take a break and go wonk your willy, and come back stronger than ever.

Patrick was getting his ass beat in ranked, so he used the willy wonka method and demolished the competition.

Thomas scored perfectly on the exam because he used the willy wonka method before taking it.

by Morten Kosher Salt October 27, 2023

Archoleo-Botond-Method

The principle of approach every question with the counter question "Can we use nukes to solve it?"

"So, what will we do about the famine?"
"Archoleo-Botond-Method for the win! That way noone will feel hungry anymore!"
"Yes... But I have some concerns..."
"Nothing a nuke can't solve!"

by Nihilux July 4, 2024

The Billy Method

When you’re banned from Carti Hub so you make another account by the name of “Sbeve” to rule revenge by sending scat pornography with a rose-colored gaping butthole.

“BRO WTF”

Soul: ,lock
Soul: ,ban @sbeve

Bleed: 👍
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“Yo why is this guy sending scat porn”

Chat: He just did The Billy Method.

by niggapenis2k15buttcheeks September 1, 2023

Hope Method

My sister's name is Hope, and she doesn't take traditional birth control. Every month, she just hopes that she's not pregnant despite lots of unprotected sex. She swears it works all the time every time. I've switched to the Hope Method too, and so far so good.

She ordered pregnancy tests bulk on Amazon because she went off the pill and had just switched to the Hope Method.

by Probie517 June 7, 2018