Harris Teeter

Harris Teeter is the King of Hairy Tits. A lot of people may wonder if Harris Teeters (AKA Hairy Teeters, Hairy Teeth (Hairy Teethers) or Even a Hairy Tooth (Hairy Toothers) are the same things as Hairy Deuters (Thou Shalt Not Deuteronomy), Dairy Hooters (AKA Dairy Hoots), Hairy Dooters and Hairy Doots. No, but they are similar in the fact that Hairy Dooters (AKA Hairy Doots) resemble 5th assholes covered in black hair that can appear anywhere on your body and Harris Teeters along with Dairy Hooters (AKA Dairy Hoots) are like 5th hairy nipples that can do the same.

In some extreme cases, you may have everything from the Dirty Hairies and the Hairy Canaries down to the Dirty Cahooters and the Wooly Babullies, Doodie Croutons, Dut Cracks and the whole nine yards.

Dairy Nipples and Nairy Dipples are fifth hairless nipples that can grow anywhere on your body. These are a lot like Hairy Dooters & Hairy Deuters (AKA Hairy Doots which are fifth hairy assholes) and Dairy Hooters (AKA Dairy Hoots which are fifth hairy nipples), only the latter ones listed here just so happen to produce hair, not so unlike a Harris Teeter.

"Hail to Harris Teeter; the King of Hairy Tits!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 21, 2023

Dry Texter

Someone who typically responds with one word sentences in texts.

Homie
You're such a dry texter.

You
ok

by Nonery October 28, 2023

ghost texter

Similar to a ghost writer, it is someone who temporarily writes and sends text messages on behalf of the original sender. Mostly because the sender is busy doing something else.

While she’s driving, she asked her best friend to become a ghost texter so that she could respond to her ex-boyfriend.

by nervous_wreak3 December 1, 2023

Wet Texter

The opposite of a dry texter

Wet texters are people who usually text first and keep the chat conversation fun by NOT using one-word messages

"He is a wet texter."

by iBlue_ May 25, 2024

selective texter

When one of the participants in a texting conversation intentionally ignores certain questions or texts from people because of their lack of desire to answer the question or get involved in a conversation.

"Stop being a selective texter, and answer my texts!"

by hilen June 17, 2024

harris teeter

The act of jerking off into a condom, cumming, squeezing the semen out into a cup of Coke and Jack, then drinking it.

"The new local gay bar is the best spot for a harris teeter."

by NeonJackie December 2, 2024

Bar Texter

Someone that sends angry, irrational, or hurtful texts to family or friends while out drinking at a bar. Often fueled by alcohol, these messages are typically emotional and regrettable once sober.

She is such a Bar Texter I literally don't even respond to her texts until morning.

by yoyomotherfucker March 12, 2025