tight pussy

Tight pussy is a true treasure to a man. A woman with a tight pussy can get anything and everything from a man. Women can have or maintain a tight pussy by doing Kegel exercises. A woman can test to see if her's is tight by seeing if she can loosen the cap of a two liter coke bottle. It the vagina can tighten down enough so that you can hear the sound of gas escaping when twisting bottle, then you have a tight pussy. If the cap just turns, you have a loose pussy.

A tight pussy is worth it's weight in gold to any man.

by Dough Hightower April 8, 2006

Tight Sneakers

"Tight Sneakers" is a term that Phil's dad uses to describe any intense or troublesome situation. An example of this would be being pulled over. The term was adopted by Phil, Zack, Judson, and Austin for their Saturday adventures, which they pretend are episodes of a Sitcom called Tight Sneakers. The first episode was called DJ's and BJs. In each episode Judson drives, Phil is on shrooms, Zack retells the events of each night, and Austin plays DS and wears loose sandals. The Tight Sneakers are an elite force, an unlikely band of misfits, a hodgepodge of characters, and it works. They plan to have guest stars in the future. When using the term "tight sneakers" or referring to these adventures, one should always "give credit where credit is due" -(Dante Hicks, Clerks), and site their influence from Phil's dad for the phrase, and Phil, Zack, Judson, and Austin for the adventures.

Phil: Oh man, the coppers are flashing their lights and sirening me.
Phil's dad: Tight sneakers, Philip, tight sneakers...

Phil: Man, I cannot wait for the next Tight Sneakers, during which I shall be on shrooms.
Judson: Yes, and I can't wait to sit behind the wheel of your puke-green Suburu Outback, 2000 edition again, Phil.
Zack: You are both right, July 2nd was loads of fun, as I have explained to multiple audiences, so this shall be even more fantastic.
Austin: Me and my loose sandals would like to know: where that DS at?

by Robert Lawrence Paulson July 11, 2006

Tight Like Dakota

When something is really cool, or good, people say tight. The thing is better than tight, it is tight like Dakota Fanning.

That beat is Tight Like Dakota

by The Freak of Texas May 3, 2006

tight jeans

A symbol of classic/old rock when worn on a guy.

Bloody emos. They stole our tight jeans.

by Ziggy-Stardust May 20, 2008

tight pants wide stance

A self explanatory term describing a type of modern snowboarder who wears tight pants and positions their bindings in an extra wide position on the board. They usually put a strong emphasis on jibbing and urban snowboarding, and prefer to ride such hip companies as capita, forecast, dinosaurs will die, santa cruz, rome, and especially holden.

That snowboarder just jumped on the tight pants wide stance bandwagon.

by da duh da duh da September 20, 2007

tight fuck

Sweet, awesome, tight pussy, often abbreveated with TF. dicovered by two amazing people i do and do not wish to tell u the names of

ex.1)Dude thats a tight fuck. Dude thats tight as fuck.

by bossnisity September 8, 2007

tight poon

One who has a unusually tight vagina. Commonly constricts the male genetalia.

Ross's Sister has a tight poon.

by Poon Daddy May 19, 2006