thighpad

A protective piece of cricket equipment, worn over the thigh area and is the humourous butt of many jokes involving the packing of supplies due to it's complete irrelevance to most people and uses.

Person 1: Did we pack everything for our trip?

Person 2: THIGHPADS!

Person 1: God Dam It

thighpad by giggity_quagmire December 24, 2006

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Thighpads

A wad of money in your pocket posing as a protection source for your thighs. mostly used in hip hop rap songs.

Tron- “I got these thighpads for my protection on this lick”

Stan- “Man you got to much money”

Thighpads by steezbaby February 25, 2022

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thigh pad

A way to describe someone with a lot of cash in their pocket, looking like they’re wearing football pads but it’s just money

Boy got a thigh pad

thigh pad by iiirookie June 18, 2024

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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