Cunt stumper

Bumps on a cooch otherwise known as krabs

Fuck you little cunt stumper

by That waffle June 5, 2018

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Donald Stumped

Whenever you cannot for the life of you understand why a human being can be as stupid as Donald Trump.

Guy 1: I'm Donald Stumped. Why is he helping the 17 coal miners in America? Hasn't he ever heard of modern technology or environmentally friendly kinds of energy?

Guy 2: Well, Donald Trump did appoint to the head of the EPA someone who dismisses global warming as some sort of deep state commie plot.

Guy 1: Of course he did.

by Ereck Flowers October 23, 2018

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Chunk Stumps

Lumps that forms on a girl's ass/legs due to the absence of exercise and a proper diet.

Damn that girl was thick, but those chunk stumps turned me off.

by Faggotwagon May 12, 2019

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darrin stumpf

The gayest man you will ever find. He is old and smelly. If you see him beware he may lick you.

WATCH OUT HERE COMES DARRIN STUMPF

by Wreckitralph13 June 18, 2019

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Shit Stump

The act of trying to flatulate out out gas from your rectum, but is blocked by a small piece of feces that was pushed through the bowels by gas, usually needing to get the blockage clears by going to the restroom.

"Man, I really have to fart, but every time I try, I feel like it's blocked by a shit stump, And I feel like I have to shit."

by Kyzore November 20, 2019

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