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Dirty Statham

When you have sexual intercourses with a bald guy whose nose is crooked and he cums in your mouth whereafter you spit it over his scalp and rub it all over it. Afterwards you let it dry and scrape it off.
Her: I met this bald dude last night and we did something really weird. I don't know what it was called... Oh and btw. his nose was all crooked

Him: Oh, must have been a "Dirty Statham"
by Pu$$y$hark February 9, 2018
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Meal Strategist

Defines one who will approach eating their meal in a strategic fashion to achieve maximum satisfaction from it.
1. He know he could finish the entire meal so he left the best part to last what a good meal strategist!
by Phojographer February 26, 2018
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Moisty Strat

When you land at Moisty Mire and then proceed to gather resources. After you gather resources you then build your way up to the sky and create sky bases.
Hey bro! Lets do the Moisty Strat!
by JRKlier May 19, 2018
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Daniel statham

A sexy man with a huge brown wiener who will make you cum uncontrollably
Daniel statham made me cum so hard I couldn’t breath
by Daniel statham May 31, 2018
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Armchair Strategist

Refers to someone who gives "ideas" about how things should have been done differently, or needs to be done in a better way, but has neither the ability nor the knowledge that required to deal with the case, and has never been in a similar scenario and never experienced in the like. Resembles the proverb: "After the ship has sunk everyone knows how she might have been saved".
"The marine's caption heard a lot of armchair strategist after he failed the battle".
by Shipi June 25, 2018
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Swag strat

A stupid word that nobody should ever use
That’s a sick swag strat
by Isaivor September 12, 2018
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Danne Stråhed

The best musician that ever lived. He is a living legend that have made famous songs as: Halleda, Singoalla, 13 rätt and cykelen är nyckelen
Person 1# do you want to listen to some music?
Person 2# Yeah, what about Danne Stråhed?
Person 1# Yes, he is God after all.
by Magmamonstret November 7, 2018
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