salt the eggs

The act of a male raising his legs and proceeding to masturbate manually with the hand inverted so the middle, ring, and small fingers are above the thumb and forefinger. If done correctly, the visual image should be of a man "salting" his own testicles, or eggs.

So the morning after, that bitch came in with some breakfast in bed, and I told her "give me breakfast and head," and she said "why don't you just salt the eggs?"

by oatmeal145 January 8, 2010

saltbrah

A person who says "thats so salty" or uses salty a lot as a phrase and also says "brah" like "yeah brah" a lot. basically, a wanna be stoner..but who really is one also.

"yeah man thats so salty"
"definatly dude, its so salty"
"yeah brah"
saltbrah terms

by my name is lindsey November 28, 2005

salt lake slash

When someone is at a Salt Lake City hardcore show and a straight edge kid with a razor blade slashes a X on their back. This is to signify that this is a Straight Edge show you you should not be there.

The Hippie stoner got what was coming to him when he went to an Earth Crisis show and got a "salt lake slash."

by ALcore September 25, 2006

Salt Life

Being "Salt Life" is a mindset and preference for those who feel most comfortable surfing, swimming, fishing, diving, going to water-parks and being wet or in the sunshine. Its about relaxing on the beach and being kissed by the sun. If you label yourself a beach bum, then you live the salt life. If your whole house is decorated in coastal/nautical beach decor, you're a salt lifer. No matter where you live, what your job is or what degree you love....if you are salt life, you are salt life. Peace. Love. Salt Life.

Jack: Hey Cody, what's your lifestyle preference?
Cody: Salt life baby!
Jack: Awesome bro...salt life forever!
*Bro high five*

by Romantic Bizarre November 4, 2015

saltbuck

a $10 bill. From the amount of calories in a packet of salt; ten.

"Hey Joe, you got two fives for a saltbuck."

by Vandemo April 10, 2007

Salt the cracker

A game played by young males, who stand in a circle and ejaculate onto a cracker. Usually, the last one to cum eats the cracker.

The football team all played a game of salt the cracker. The Seniors all welcomed the new freshman to the team with a freshly salted cracker. It was Delicous!

by tyrock January 4, 2008

salt malt soup

A soup concoction that consists of Chinese egg drop soup and semen.

Chow Hung invited his girlfriend over for a nice Chinese dinner. Little did the bitch know that she got served salt malt soup.

by LilTwiz December 12, 2008