Snarkle

A dark Elmo committed to causing despair throughout the world. Often plays vicious pranks on children, like dumping small amounts of fine sand in their beds everyday.

"Hey Joe! Why did you soak all my clothes in cow blood?"
"It wasn't me bro! It was the Snarkle!"

Other common pranks include: putting salt in the sugar containers and vice-versa, eating all your cookies without your consent, tying you to your bed while you sleep, and putting anti-freeze in your drinks so you have violent seizures followed by paralysis and eventual kidney failure which almost always proves to be fatal as well as extremely painful.

by Cobra511 May 10, 2011

snarftastic

1. wonderful
2. happy

this pudding is snarftastic

by Matt January 18, 2004

Snart

A SNEEZE & a FART at the same time.

Oh, man that was a nasty snart.

by D. Raymond October 23, 2007

snarfbuckle

When you try to buckle your pants but realize the belt is either twisted or completely backwards. Usually occurs when you're running late for something.

Dude, I was so late to class today! I was halfway out the door when I realized I had snarfbuckled my belt.

by Sarah_rocks_1177 November 6, 2007

Snarfalopichous

One who Engages In the act of an Immense, self full-filled prophecy of a Grotesque eating meal manner. Usually chew with their mouth open.

Mike: "wow, talk about obesity and over-indulging her/himself."
Tom: "I bet you couldn't help but notice that poor Snarfalopichous In that Bistro."
Mike: "Just makes me sick."(hurling noise)."

by Tdog 703 Ham August 18, 2008

snart

The artwork created by your pet as he rides in the car with you and snots all over the car windows.

Snart is a combination of snot and art.

Matthew get the windex and clean the snart off the car windows!

by clockmann December 16, 2009

Snarfloggle

To kiss some one deeply

tom: Can u beleive it? Jen snarfloggled molly behind the gym yesterday!

by LoveChan August 1, 2010