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smotherich

man that bitch gives incredible smotherich
by kevy kev May 31, 2007
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Breast smother

When a woman usually with huge breasts tackles a man and shoves her boobs in his face
I love Derek. Last night I had sex with him and as usual he wanted me to breast smother him. "Whatever you want babe!"I said,taking off my bra (yes he makes me take off my bra.) and I threw him on the bed. I got on top of him and started kissing him then I said "you ready?" In an angry tone then I gave him a hand job while shoving my breasts in his face "I love these boobs!"said Derek in a muffled voice. It was muffled because i always smother him hard. Then I don't know how but he started licking my boobs. It just felt so nice. I had to scream after a pleasureful 45minutes. "DEREK OH YES YES YES YES YES YES OOOOOOOOO!" He started gently touching my nipples. Then I got up and got in a position that my head was near his HUGE penis and his head was near my pussy. I started sucking and he started to finger my pussy. I was screaming ALL night.
by Person1510 May 20, 2014
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Smoothability

Your ability to pull out a smooth line from any situation.
"Your smoothability was at an all time high with those bitches last night."
by Nivulich September 18, 2011
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Captain Smoothness

n. One who does nothing, but screws up anything they attempt to do.
"Way to go Captain Smoothness!! You screwed up again!"
by Frazier May 30, 2006
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mango smoothie

A phrase used to describe the presence of male ejaculate on or around the mouth, commonly as a result of oral sex.
I took that bitch back to my house last night and made her a mango smoothie.
by Corey Fackall August 22, 2011
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Smooch Plates

Gee, would'nt you like to stick your cock in her smooch plates.
by Puddi.... December 17, 2008
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Tool Smoocher

One who sucks dick with aplomb. Generally reserved for men who are behaving like bitches.
Man....if that guy climbs any farther up the bosses ass he's gonna get lost, He's such a fuckin tool smoocher.
by rooster14 August 19, 2008
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