Shift

The act of pooping. The sideways shift is the messiest, and the up shift is the most painful.

"Yo Shonak where u goin?"

"I have to shift."

by Wedgemeister April 12, 2010

Shaffer

A man that solicits prostitutes on craigslist and/or other internet sites.

"Hey Ken, this one is 19, and only requests a $30.00 donation."
"Dan, quit being such a Shaffer, your wife is going to find out."

by Willie Wantabe April 29, 2008

Sheffing

When you can not read or spell.

Damn not again, Eyon is sheffing again

by Batmanry June 7, 2019

Stick Shift aka v8

gettin dirty like you cherpin gears.

the act of dancing like your driving a stick shift.

The freemont Goones straight break bitches hips with the stick shift aka V8.

by Vincent Bradley "V8" March 17, 2009

Ctrl Shift QQ

POV: You are looking at among us memes and then your teacher uses this shortcut UGH

if you use this then your a dumbass

student 1: yo kid do you want to clear all of your history on your chromebook
student 2: yes
student 1: press ctrl shift qq
student 2: *presses ctrl shift qq*
student 2: bro your a fucking bitch
student 1: at least you cant get caught amymore

by guy using urban dictionary September 24, 2022

sock hole shift

switching sock with a hole to the other foot, where it will be in a different spot. in 'ancient' times socks would be 'darned', sewn and/or repaired. now that we have a 'disposable' society, one simply throws the offending sock in the "gobbige" can. (or rag bag!)

sock hole shift accomplishes only the delay of this process. of course, if a hole actually comes around, it usually isn't long before the heel goes too...

john had a toe poking through a sock hole, time to sock hole shift; he thought!

by michael foolsley January 8, 2010

university of sheffield

Where all the ‘educated’ people go, they look down on everyone and anyone. Bad at sports.
Everyone who goes here is dead inside. Their family hates them.

I asked them what they were studying, they rolled their eyes and said, “fine art, obviously.
And that’s when I knew, they studied at the university of Sheffield.

by Wig?wig. March 25, 2018