Shiff 

Onomatopeoia for the shaking of a salt shaker

Friend: Why isn't this salt shaker working?? *rapidly shakes and turns it in frustration* *shiff* *shiff*
Me: The lid's still on...

Shiff by Jamsle January 5, 2023

shiff 

1. A person who, in their rejection of conformity, becomes themselves a conformist.

2. A person who behaves a certain way because it is socially acceptable, as opposed to personally comfortable.

1. "That one kid dressed all in black with the chains on his pants told me that he was a non-conformist. What a shiff."

2. "I hate these tight pants, but a lot of other guys wear them, so oh well. Does that make me a shiff?"

shiff by Muze January 6, 2009

shiff change 

The act of removing a scandolous tramp from your life, for whatever reason you deem necessary, and moving on to the next one.

Keep running your mouth bitch and you will be shiff changed!

She wouldn't blow me so I shiff schanged that hoe!

Careful tramp it's almost shiff change!

shiff change by drugs-are-bad September 2, 2009

Shiff’d 

The act of doing someone dirty ( more so in a friendly way to make a joke or have fun).

Dude I’m not gonna keep getting on that JetSki if you keep tryna Shiff me off.

I just got shiff’d again when I opened that Snapchat of a giant poop in the toilet

Shiff’d by mob n glob July 7, 2023

The Shiff 

The sexual act of having a women laying on top of the man. The man proceeds to wrap his arms around her while pinning her down while thrusting so fast that he is like a machine. This incredibly fast action creates such stimulation that the women immediatly becomes paralyzed with pleasure.

Last night was incredible, my boyfriend gave me THE SHIFF and I could not even move. He moved his hips as fast as a jackhammer!

The Shiff by slambam November 22, 2009

Shift Disturber 

That one employee who always runs to the supervisor complaining about other workers.

Jenny went running to the boss about Dave taking an extra smoke break. What a Shift Disturber!!!

Shift Disturber by will bitten October 26, 2017

Pizza Shift 

For those in the Late Night Food and Drink Service Industry.

The Pizza Shift starts when the last customer leaves and ends when the last worker leaves.

During that time, money is counted, floors are mopped, trash is taken to dumpsters, bottles restocked, bathrooms cleaned, etc.

During these end of night duties, coworkers reflect on and tell the tales of the evening.

Bartenders tell stories of their regulars. Bouncers seeing who saw the funniest thing of the night. Kitchen staff making a snack, etc.

A time to slow down after an active evening. A brief break. A long awaited cigarette. A bite to eat. And sometimes, a round of Jägerbombs to commemorate another night.

*Also sounds like Piece of Shit*

Hutch and the Nompton Crew have the Best Pizza Shift discussions.

Jill: What time will you be home?
Jack: Don't know. Depends on the Pizza Shift meeting.

Pizza Shift by NobeeCares February 5, 2023