Scatterboarding

V: (ˈskæt ər ˈbɔːdɪŋ) An act of foolish behavior, aimed at impressing members of the opposite sex.

Billy Bob was scatterboarding at Rachel, unfortunately his 4-wheeler became stuck in the river.

by Zaika Nekochan August 26, 2013

Shanterlitis

Someone with a condition that suffers from giving shit banter which bores another person/group.

(shit) (banter) (shanterlitis)

by De4nM4chine August 29, 2013

scatterfish

An old bitch who switches from one topic to another in the same conversation.

Mary is a right bloody scatterfish

by Benveb April 14, 2014

Scatter Splatter

The act of shitting ones self after a series of solid shits, then you accidentally release diarrhea out of your bunghole and it splatters in your underwear.

I had a Scatter Splatter Incident after a long night of partying.

by ZOMBIEOVERLORD May 11, 2014

scattering my petunias

When someone is scattering you petunias, they leave you unsure if you want to cuddle with them and sing cheesy love songs or fuck them until they can't remember which way is up.

Damn, Isley looks so fine in that sweater she's scattering my petunias.

by yillenahoolahey September 22, 2014

shitter patter

Conversation had while on the toilet, usually, but not limited to over a phone with the other party unaware of the situation.

This chick I just asked out had no idea I did it with shitter patter.

by AlvinBreck February 15, 2015

Shanter

Shanter (Shit+Banter) is what happens whenever Mez attempts to engage in banter with the lads. It is impossible for Mez to engage in quality banter.

Mez tells a joke to the lads - Shanter.

by Sultan of Banterburry July 9, 2015