schlagendopper

When someone has the identical penis as you, you are unrelated, but the same penis, testicle do not have resemble eachother.

-Dude, you're my schlagendopper!
Hey! If you bone my ol lady she couldn't tell the difference, because you're my schlagendopper!

by BigBeauJangles March 13, 2025

Schlong Blind

when a person has been rendered confused than usual by having a brand new penis to play with.

The duchess doesn't know which way is up, she is completely schlong blind.

by thelurkster March 23, 2026

Schlinging Meat

A term used to describe the act of Masturbating or Jerking Off

Hold on, I will be online in a second just Schlinging Meat right now.

by WagooChicken June 19, 2025

schlank

a person who is a disturbance or interruption to society

he is such a schlank.

by shsjbdksnsowhr July 9, 2025

schlank

a person who is a slight disturbance and interruption to society

can be viewed as a slur

bro he is such a schlank

by shsjbdksnsowhr July 9, 2025

Schlongalingalong

Another name for the genitalia penis

"WOWZA! THATS A HUGE 67 SCHLONGALINGALONG!!"

by ZzzRocket October 1, 2025

Schlawg

A goofy dog

Murphy is a schlawg

by al3x.h4m!lton December 22, 2025