thelurkster's definitions

Schlong Blind

when a person has been rendered confused than usual by having a brand new penis to play with.

The duchess doesn't know which way is up, she is completely schlong blind.

by thelurkster March 23, 2026

growler howler

when a person realises that they have have made a serious mistake, when on a vagina adventure, or to put simply if a person has serious regrets about having sex with a woman.

I heard Dave made a proper growler howler, after being on a three day bender!

by thelurkster March 23, 2026