Cincinnati Finger Painting

When you're fingering a chick and realize she's on her period so you pull your fingers out and wipe them on her. The Cincinnati reference is to the city's baseball team, the Reds.

Julie was on her rag so I did some Cincinnati Finger Painting.

by Kris.B. May 19, 2015

Rainbow Unicorn Face Paint Warrior

An unofficial nickname for the former WWE and current TNA wrestler Jeff Hardy.

Look the Rainbow Unicorn Face Paint Warrior is going to do the Swanton Bomb.

by Humanomaly 666 June 24, 2016

midnight vegetable painter

Someone who enjoys the noble art of crepuscular vegetable decorating

Tarquin is something of a midnight vegetable painter

by TheWightDude June 16, 2017

Jimmy T'Pint

definitely not a larping, english teaching nonce (maybe, possibly, slightly, yeah))

Jimmy T'Pint: IM NOT A NONCE!
Jimmt T'Pint: Dont make me beat you into submission

by noncebait February 8, 2019

jackson pollock face paint

While engaging in reverse cowgirl anal sex the rider will receiving an anal cream pie. The rider will then stand up over the face of their partner and fart. This results in bits of semen and feces covering the partner’s face resembling a Jackson Pollock painting.

Remember how that chick from the bar said she was an artist. Turns out she only does Jackson Pollock face paint.

by DancemasterJ October 10, 2020

printernet

The combination of the print and online world

With the advent of printernet you can read today's edition of your local newspaper in print form or online.

by Chicago Buckeye March 20, 2006

pintage

A beer drinking session.

Martin: Post-work pintage?
Tomasz: Can't. Going to the cinema.

by Tomasz Minkowski June 9, 2007