swear police

An individual, usually an adult, who scorns upon the youth who curse in public.

boy 1: "Fuck this shit, hoe!"
teacher: "Hey! Think you're cool and all using language like that?"
boy 2: "You have the swear police after you, nigga!"

by Brexle February 6, 2010

Rubber Policeman

a rubber item used to lubricate the hole

Amhad Rice had to lubricate the hole with the Rubber Policeman after we made fun of him for it

by Block 6 Chemistry September 20, 2010

Perspective Police

That person/persons who remind you to look at your situation in a different light by comparing it with the situation of themselves or others.They usually spring into action when you are feeling sorry for yourself or you think things are going badly for you.

Guy 1- "Holy crap it's hot out here! It must be at least 90!"

Guy 2 - "Time to call the Perspective Police. It could be worse man, at least you're not stuck in the deserts of Iraq like Joe."

by Wandering in the Desert July 13, 2011

Police

The men and women trained to Serve and Protect.

The police saved my life!

by Apul January 29, 2003

dab police

When you are rapid dabbing and it is to dank for people so you call the dab police

"Wow your saving is to dank for my eyes and everyone else I'm calling the dab police."

by Litterbox October 1, 2017

police

People who never went to college, are lazy, and instead of doing something with their lives decided "why work hard when I could abuse society, take my anger out on someeone if I had a fight with my wife, express my racism, and occupy myself with stupid shit just for the kick I get out of it- and most importantly, I can get away with it anytime!"
Cops usually are assholes and know they can abuse people and get away with it. They never take care of real issues like taking the time to search for actual criminals killing, robbing, and raping. Instead, they decide that whatever they could exaggerate into being a crime on their drive to the donut store, they will arrest. They often find themselves with nothing to do, and actually get paid for doing nothing. They dont really care if something is up, because they alwasy say to themselves "some other cop will take care of it, so why bother".
They try to arrest peaceful people for smoking marijuana while people are being raped, killed, robbed, etc. They are lazy fat ass pigs.
They come up with the most ridiculous laws, like in my town, people are not supposed to ride their bikes on the sidewalk. WTF? they want us to be on the road with all the wreckless drivers around where I live? cant they find something else to do than make young people ride ont the roads"?
The police should be a group of people who actually went to college, graduated with a degree, went through a few years of actually seeing whats important and what is senseless bullshit, and become fair and none obusive.
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The police are obusive pigs who are generally assholes and obuse their power all the time. They should all be put in jail or worse for obuse toward society. Fuck you police. Go fuck yourself with your baton and I hope you burn in hell, you obusive, racist, shit full motherfuckers. What are you gonna do about it, huh? I have freedom of speech, you dirty sons of bitches. I hope you get fucked.

by ((((dude))) October 16, 2006

niceville police

People who obviously grew up in niceville, and through the several years of meth. crack, and god knows what other drugs, tied in with the self loathng said city beats into you, have came to the conclusion that the only way they will ever amount to anything in their life is to go to the 6 month class that is held at the local comunity college and drive around the whole 5 miles that make up the city looking for people they used to do drugs with, or children in their family's they know to cause trouble and scare them by not only pulling them over, but getting half the other cops on duty, all if there is not another arrest going on, give you a lecture about how they should send you to jail then let you go with a ticket.

Guy 1-Have you been to niceville?

Guy 2-Yeah and i met all of the niceville police when i got pulld over for a blown tag light.

by jay 3 ef ef good win April 13, 2009