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pre-shower project-ponder

Refers to da interval of careful consideration dat you invest prior to jumpin' into da tub --- to save time, water, and electricity, you simply pause a moment first and ask yourself if their are any hot/messy tasks dat you will soon need to complete, and then see if you can reasonably tackle said disagreeable jobs while you're all "gross 'n' greasy" anyway, so dat you can then just partake of one good hot sudsy scrub-a-dub instead of having to tediously/wastefully endure two baths within a fairly short period.
After a long hot day of collecting returnables, I performed a brief pre-shower project-ponder and realized I needed to take out the garbage, so I performed that yucky task while my water-heater was warming up.
by QuacksO August 1, 2019
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bray school project

The worst place ever conceived. Auschwitz and the gulags are a joke compared to this monstrosity.
bray school project was worse than the gulags and auschwitz. If satan was a woman (s)he would give birth to bray school project.
by airbusgoodboeingbad May 6, 2025
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Project 2025

What happens when all of the sewer systems all around the world begin to back up, but especially in America. It is a highly anticipated event by the GOP, who are excited for the smell and the ensuing outbreaks of coliform virus.
Dang man, did you hear that senator talking about Project 2025?

Yeah man, sounds shitty.
by Slom25 November 20, 2023
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project monkey

A female of any race (usually African American) Whom is very loud and obnoxious in a very unsophisticated way. A female who is ok with living below the poverty line with no hope to change or prosper. A messy female . A ratchet female. A female with no class or home training
You see those girls yo the left screaming to the top of their lungs“Who want a issue” those are project monkeys ,the ladies to your right sipping that belaire laughing at the ones to the left those are black queens.
by Strawberry C May 26, 2018
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Project Hail Mary

A really good book with a star and a rock and stuff.
"Hey have you read Project Hail Mary?"
"No"
"You should its really good"
"Dave this is the tenth time you've told me this. Please stop"
by SethBloc September 8, 2021
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