A really massive person which the wear a white tank top and short jeans and red flip flops and they have their bellies hanging out of there tank tops. The BEACHED-WHALES usually have big belly and a large gut and an obseaningly large buttocks.
You look like a BEACHED-WHALE.
by NighthawkZ Boi February 6, 2020
Get the Beached-Whalemug. by Natterbot June 28, 2023
Get the Beaching The Dinghymug. The lapse in perception that makes girls appear sexier on the beach. It’s a combination of the little clothing, sunlight and other aspects of the environment that make them appear at least one/two points (out of ten) more attractive.
I met an Indian chick on the beach in Mexico and I thought she looked good. When we met up later that night to hang out she dropped from a 6 to a 4. Must have been the beach effect.
by nonamericanwomenonly September 13, 2022
Get the The Beach Effectmug. by hitlersashes January 23, 2020
Get the Sticky Beachmug. Roxy: Dang look at those birds over in the surf, they are eating another bird
Jaime: Here we call that Cheech by the Beach
Jaime: Here we call that Cheech by the Beach
by ByeByeManaphy April 25, 2019
Get the Cheech by the Beachmug. A state of partial erection about midway between limp and ragingly hard, suitable for an appearance at a nude beach.
A proper state of “beach dick” is hard enough that you don’t look like you have a tiny penis in public, while also soft enough not to cause alarm and make anyone uncomfortable by looking like a creep with a raging boner from staring at naked people. Especially helpful for those “grower not a shower” wangs.
A proper state of “beach dick” is hard enough that you don’t look like you have a tiny penis in public, while also soft enough not to cause alarm and make anyone uncomfortable by looking like a creep with a raging boner from staring at naked people. Especially helpful for those “grower not a shower” wangs.
I had no idea this was going to be a nude beach!! Give me a minute, I need to focus. If I’m getting naked in public I’ll have to get to just the right level of beach dick, not too hard, not too soft!
by Chocolate bardonkey October 3, 2021
Get the Beach dickmug. 