Moist

The action of one being to stoned and unable to leave the couch but able to eat everything in the kitchen and do pointless time consuming tasks. Or when one randomly doesnt respond to texts or calls during a conversation while making plans...and then replys the next day, this is refered to moisting out.

Ex1 "hey why didnt you respond yesterday?"

"sorry bro i moisted"

Ex2 "can you pass the chips stella?"

"nawh nigga im to moist"

by Moistninja March 1, 2014

Nocturnal Moistness

A wet dream had by a perverted closet homosexual who enjoys the company of black midget men.

Dan C has to change his sheets every morning due to his ongoing Nocturnal Moistness issues.

by B. Hugs September 19, 2011

moist men

Men that constantly out lotion or other moisterizer on there hands arms and other parts of there body. Manly at work but at home also

Joe and guy are always puting lotion on their hands they are a couple of moist men

by mikebdrx1 April 11, 2008

mobstruction

n. a group of people which collectively prevents access to a destination or event

I was rushing to a meeting but a mobstruction of protestors blocked the sidewalk.

by brianfest July 18, 2009

Moist Tofu

The act of a man sticking tofu in a womens vagina while proceeding to have sex with her causing moist white cheese to secrete from her vagina.

Last night Krista asked for me to do the moist tofu with her.

by poodlewipp999 March 7, 2011

Do you Moist?

Moisting your Moist

I was like Do you MOIST? Yeah bro!

by BackWoodsPrincess February 28, 2014

S tha Mobsta

S tha Mobsta also known as S, thaMobsta or Mobsta. Top-Level Member of GBH Section 18. South London based Businessman and Entrepreneur. Founder and CEO of Mob Music Ltd. established in 2007

Reference to S tha Mobsta

"...yeh topless,
but i know 'Mobstas'
that'll run up on a nigga
while he's sleepin' in his boxers....."

From the track entitled "Keep ur Noise Down" Thugzilla feat. Blackz, Rotten and Little D. from the 2008 mixtape "Greaze Believe Him"

by Tha Oracle February 5, 2008