The act of using mayo packets to aggressively beat your hog to Russell Wilsons dangerwich commercial.
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Microwunda is short for micro-wonder, a play of words from sensawunda (sense of. wonder).
Microwunda is the experience of a brief moment of awe and wonder.
Microwunda is the experience of a brief moment of awe and wonder.
by theorian January 14, 2026
Get the microwunda mug.This is a name for a basketball player that isn't the best shooter on the team, but when she is hot, she is HOT. Drains three's like there's no tomorrow! Like a microwave, this player heats up, making simple jumpers, and eventually is smokin' hot due to makin' it rain. When scouting other teams, coaches use the word Suzie Microwave in their scouting reports to better describe certain players. This player cannot be confused with Delilah Buckets, who drains any shot she takes.
Coach: We can let her shoot the three a couple of times, but once she makes one, we gotta watch out. She's a Suzie Microwave.
by ayyydeeee January 15, 2014
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I can't find the box for the popcorn so I'll just use standard microwave cooking time (SMCT) and hope it doesn't burn.
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Greta: I can barely move mein legs, all the blood I lost... Otto gave me a German Microwave.
Greta: I can barely move mein legs, all the blood I lost... Otto gave me a German Microwave.
by Christoph6969 December 3, 2017
Get the German Microwave mug.The biggest sexer of the small childrens. If you are under 18 he is probably inside of your anus right now. He is also credited by Guinness world records as having the grandest DONG.
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