A: Eat your meal and go upstairs. The midgets have already gone upstairs and there is no one upstairs.
B: Oops. I have to hurry.
B: Oops. I have to hurry.
by itishwhatitis August 12, 2023
Get the Midgetsmug. by G1LOGIC February 14, 2020
Get the Mauling The Midgetmug. Milk Midgets are exceptionally small creatures that, when you least suspect it and aren't looking, steal your milk. They are most commonly known to move during night time and raid kitchen refrigerators for milk and other milk-based products.
Milk Midgets are known to fear vegans and will totally avoid a home with a vegan in it unless particularly hungry or thirsty.
Milk Midgets are known to fear vegans and will totally avoid a home with a vegan in it unless particularly hungry or thirsty.
Boy: "Shoot, I drank all the milk! Mom and Dad are going to be so angry with me!"
Girl: "Not if we blame it on the Milk Midgets."
Boy: "You're right! That's a great idea!"
Girl: "Not if we blame it on the Milk Midgets."
Boy: "You're right! That's a great idea!"
by MarshmallowKing January 25, 2025
Get the Milk Midgetsmug. Frank: “I’d like to put my wang in that midget.”
Marcus: “I wouldn’t touch that thing with a 10 foot pole. She got the midgetitis.”
Frank: “eww she got that stank puss.”
Marcus: “I wouldn’t touch that thing with a 10 foot pole. She got the midgetitis.”
Frank: “eww she got that stank puss.”
by Anal crisp December 26, 2017
Get the midgetitismug. A midget minority is a dwarf that is also a minority, but most commonly a sec offender, and no one knows why
I see a midget minority over there!
You know that means that they are a sec offender right?
Wait, really?
No, not all of them, but most of them
You know that means that they are a sec offender right?
Wait, really?
No, not all of them, but most of them
by BuffaloNuggs August 30, 2022
Get the Midget Minoritymug. by Kiro Syndrome July 31, 2021
Get the Mega Midgetmug.