Kj method

The method of forcing a girl to go down and suck your penis until you ejaculate.

Not gonna lie I was about to do the kj method on her.

by Unanimous monster August 29, 2025

willy wonka method

A method used when you need quick improvement: you take a break and go wonk your willy, and come back stronger than ever.

Patrick was getting his ass beat in ranked, so he used the willy wonka method and demolished the competition.

Thomas scored perfectly on the exam because he used the willy wonka method before taking it.

by Morten Kosher Salt October 27, 2023

Archoleo-Botond-Method

The principle of approach every question with the counter question "Can we use nukes to solve it?"

"So, what will we do about the famine?"
"Archoleo-Botond-Method for the win! That way noone will feel hungry anymore!"
"Yes... But I have some concerns..."
"Nothing a nuke can't solve!"

by Nihilux July 4, 2024

Trunk method

You will need two people, a car, and an unsuspecting victim. This is the act of having sexual intercouse with someone in the back seat of the car while your friend is in the trunk of the car. The friend in the trunk usually does stuff to interrupt the act such as moaning, controlling the music, or making noises. After the act is over, the friend gets of out the trunk and makes his presence known while also making the sexual partner sit in the back seat while you drive them home.

This girl wants to hook up with me tonight, do you wanna run a trunk method on her?

by Gorpmaster December 14, 2024

The Billy Method

When you’re banned from Carti Hub so you make another account by the name of “Sbeve” to rule revenge by sending scat pornography with a rose-colored gaping butthole.

“BRO WTF”

Soul: ,lock
Soul: ,ban @sbeve

Bleed: 👍
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“Yo why is this guy sending scat porn”

Chat: He just did The Billy Method.

by niggapenis2k15buttcheeks September 1, 2023

Hope Method

My sister's name is Hope, and she doesn't take traditional birth control. Every month, she just hopes that she's not pregnant despite lots of unprotected sex. She swears it works all the time every time. I've switched to the Hope Method too, and so far so good.

She ordered pregnancy tests bulk on Amazon because she went off the pill and had just switched to the Hope Method.

by Probie517 June 7, 2018

Josmer Method

A study technique used by students, mostly in college or university. It involves binge drinking the night before an exam/s and writing it hungover. This kills anxiety and stress since you are nursing a massive headache.

Yo Zee stop worrying about your midterms. Just use the Josmer Method and you'll probably be fine

by tbvd ain uigrwnrvo ahin gu March 9, 2019