Xiaoling Yang Method

The Xiaoling Yang Method was used by US Citizens during the Vietnam war to avoid conscription. When reporting to their local army barracks for assessment, they would defecate themselves to be crossed off as not fit for duty.

"i really dont want to fight. i think im going to try the xiaoling yang method when they assess me to avoid conscription"

by Zhou Ping March 13, 2025

flowy short method

when one wears flowy shorts for easy access of said hole during intercourse.

“We can’t have intercourse what if my parents come in it’s too risky”
“It’s fine just wear flowy shorts…we can use the flowy short method”
“What’s the flowy short method?”

“I just YANK the short to the side! Easy peasy!”

by Glitter Squirt Queen April 18, 2024

Hungarian spazzing goon method

The Hungarian spazzing goon method is done by going to the famous aquarium in Budapest named Tropicarium and getting in the walk-through tunnel at the shark tank and then boof a weed pen or cart until its hit like an egg blinker. If done correctly the Hungarian spazzing goon method should give an unique high and will periodically make you ejaculate.

Jimmy was the winner of 2024's national championship of the Hungarian spazzing goon method.

by YVLdoja January 6, 2025

Fluttertap method

Above desk. Momentary triple tap. Yao Ming.

“I’m gonna run fluttertap method during english.”
“Face.”

by Boolfacefaty November 28, 2024

Whip Out Method

More reliable than the Pull Out Method at preventing pregnancy.

When you see an attractive woman in public, immediately whip it out, regardless of who's around, and start masturbating furiously (optionally with crying).
Trust me, she won't go anywhere near you and you'll have zero chance of getting her pregnant.

Bro, I kept knocking up like every chick I met until I started using the whip out method & now I've found inner peace.

by SeattleSteveO May 18, 2022

John Shea Method

Do whatever you want, but it must work

I used the John Shea Method to pass my test.

by The Beast (The Real One) October 20, 2021

The Flesh Method

When you're jerking off and get a lil freaky and decide to rip off your dick and use it as a dildo.

"I used the flesh method last night, it was amazing"

"Wtf man"

by The Top Balla June 20, 2024